desperado writings in a book

I bought a book on Amazon and it not only had a phone number on the cover but also, "Can I come to your house Sunday night?" on the inside.

I like to imagine the kind of people I buy stuff from. What a sad life you must lead if you're hitting on your Amazon customers.
Now I'm more than aware that that's probably not what the message was about, but STILL, what if it was??

Side Note: I just watched a movie online called Elvis and Annabelle, SO GOOD. Seriously ch check it out! Don't worry, it has nothing to do with my boyfriend Elvis P. Although the kid in the movie did wear a pinky ring, which I like to think was a homage to the king.