yay!

resolutions

those I did not fulfill:

• live a healthy lifestyle
• move out of 525
• buy a car
• learn stick shift
• pass all classes
• say prayers everyday
• take more pictures

and those I did:

• get a smartphone
• don't read so many magazines
• go to more shows
• get a job
• sew something
• take less naps
• go to dentist (proud of this one!)
• strive for healthy hair
• less gossiping

This year I have one goal and one goal only:
LIVE IN THE NOW!

Cause lets be real here, time goes by at turbo speeds and I'm rather tired of watching from the sidelines

why do I buy waterproof makeup?

I have a tough time remembering to wash my face as it is, throw in waterproof makeup and that crap ain't never comin' off my face

CHRISTMAS 2 0 1 1

blue suede shoes

(thanks ashley. I LOVE IT!)

1. Children are taking over the world.
2. I'm downloading sims 3 right now. What? You jealous?
3. I have work at 5 am tomorrow morning. hjghkjfdhgu (Think ebay holly. It is all worth it)

Blogging at church

Wassssup

REALLY cool giveaway!

Up for grabs:

this (un-sharpened) pencil

 this tampon

 and this 1999 Titanic calendar

First to comment gets ALL
OMG! Like good luck!


*must live in mesa to participate



On second thought, I'm keeping Titanic.

two in the morning on craigslist

Some crazy person is trying to sell this wheelchair elvis and 80 year old peggy sue for 500 bucks.

Uh......do not want.

killers christmas

(this ones my favorite)

MY SHOES

circa 1999

9 year old me: "My head hurts!"

My mom: "You must have a brain tumor."

****traumatization for the rest of my life****

pan pacific auditorium in L.A.

Then: a bustling place to be

now: dirt.

I feel sad.

jack white

This man is cool.
don't you even disagree.

I mean yeah, he's like really pale and looks like death alot of the time..... but whatevs

download: the raconteurs broken boy soldiers

hey guys

My first rockzone loot.

poster.

country overhaul

my boss gave me this for Christmas. Cool huh? It's a pick holder necklace with an Elvis pick inside

I LOVE rockzone guys. Today is the first day of running the store alone, dun dun dun.

It snowed in Graceland this past week. PRETTY

Oh BTW, I was loving Ulta but then this chick (my manager) yelled at me like three times in one day. Twice cause I was taking too long stocking shelves and once cause I was sorting eyeliners on the ground (we have baskets for that!!). Ugh its like, listen homes, I'm new and I don't know where everything goes yet.

Don't make me go back!
Working as cashier reminds me of turbo subs and all those other fun computer games I'd rather be playing than working at craphole Ulta.

What else?
Oh! Raspberry vinaigrette salad dressing! I love it.

"I'm watching my figure, for my new boooyfriend"

Oh jan, you're a square.

grody to the max

I'm beat guys
I hate having responsibilities, they suck!
I also hate having to make friends with my coworkers cause they don't seem particularly friendly, most of em anyway.
Tell me again why I work at a makeup store when I hate girls.

school 9-10
ulta 11-4
rockzone 4:30-9

UGH
woe is me

*shocking news*

I'm officially employed! (not even lying)
See if you can guess which two places I've been hired by looking at these photos

1.

2.

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Answer: Ulta Beauty and Rockzone Records!!

Now you won't have to hear me whine about needing a job, huzzah!
I'll give you the full details some other time but I'll go ahead and give you the downsides now, just so you're not too happy for me.
Ulta is only seasonal so it ends in January. They did however say there's a good chance I could get hired on permanently.
As for Rockzone it's only Saturdays, BUT I get to run the store on my own and basically listen to records all the live long day. That is all I will ever need.

L8r friends

first pictures found on google images

1. your name
2. your favorite color
3. your favorite food
4. current celebrity crush
5. what i want to be when i grow up
6. dream vacation
7. favorite drink
8. what i love most in the world
9. your blog title (girl is not me)

Okay friends, your turn.

black friday

Ashlee, the hunchback of Tempe Marketplace

Our friend behind us with the Guinness pants. He gave us a bag of pop-chips, insta-friend!

We got everything we wanted, moreso Ashlee. I, as usual, was just there to be there. I did find Walk the Line for 4 bucks and something for a friend for Christmas though. Winners all-a-round.

T. Hanksgiving

Waylon Jennings and Buddy Holly

the k club

Kyle, Kensie, and Kirk (aka dad)

chillin

• home a lot
• usually together
• lunch dates
• hilarious
• make fun of my laziness
• watch survivor without me
• always asking my mom to make cookies so I'm tempted to eat them and get fatter.
• smells bad
• barks at me
• doesn't protect me when I'm home alone

those last three are mostly the dog

my thoughts on the possible elvis movie of 2012

Ugh.

Off topic,

last night I met and asked a Tia Rosa owner guy if I could have a job (cause I ask everyone that) and he laughed like I was joking.   Dude, I was not joking.

stop staring at my roots

hi, I'm holly/hatchetface.

guys is there a rockabilly scene in the greater metropolitan area? I need an in.
every musician I like is dead tho.

wowza

eddie cochran

findadeath.com. Feeling like a conspiracy theorist and a little bit morbid.

It's hazy but I'm almost positive I haven't taken one step outside today.

I've been sitting here reading about celebrity deaths all the day long.

what a great day.

findadeath.com is my new favorite website.

If you have any interest in Hollywood folklore or just trivia in general you will love it.

And the guy who runs it is hil.arious, he's all over the place finding and taking pictures of death scenes, old hollywood houses and gravesites. Oh and he also takes things from the sites and claims them as souvenirs like rocks and pieces of wood. This guy is my hero.

And don't think I'm lying when I say I've been reading this website ALL day. I'm not even embarrassed.

u like what you see?

Show Hoe = the chick booty dancing at your local show while reppin her hannah montana attire.




This weekend in Show LOW.

 What the heck kinda number is this? What does this mean??

 finger capes (mine was the best)

 THE CHICKEN TACOS I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT

attack of the credit bandit! nightmares.