marry, boff, kill

Contestants are:

1. Danny Zuko of Grease

2. Fonzie of Happy Days

and

3. John Milner of American Graffiti

First and foremost,

I'm killing the Fonz.
I spent an entire summer watching Happy Day reruns, yet I'm still reminded of the high heel-wearing football coach on Waterboy when I look at Henry Winkler





BOFF John Milner. No explanation needed. How he be so cool?

grungy little twirp ahahaha

And finally, I shall marry Danny Zuko cause he's Danny freakin Zuko.

The End